My Reviews

"Ye've a banker's eye for mistruths." 2017 is my favorite year in gaming, and Golf Story stands at the peak, gazing down upon its contemporaries. Yes, above Breath of the Wild and Mario Odyssey. In this laugh-out-loud-hilarious golf game, you do some decidedly un-golf things (MILD SPOILERS): - Slam eyeballs into skeleton's heads

Tired: The hardest part of Infinite's LASO mode is the entire UI (including whatever weapon you're holding) being invisible Wired: The hardest part of Infinite's LASO mode is the "Boom" skull augmenting all the explosions, so when you're supposed to clear out all the enemies in an outdoor area, you accidentally

How did they manage to get such awful draw distance and pop-in when porting an 18-year-old game to PS5? There are even mid-level load times!! What's the deal?? We Love Katamari is still an absolutely incredible game, and the new content is nice enough (if a bit light), but it's such

Did you ever read Redwall books as a kid? Tails of Iron absolutely RIPS. What an incredible little adventure! I didn't expect it to be what it was, and only tried it because it was a PS Plus monthly game. It's not a full-blown Metroidvania, but it borrows enough from the

The most creative and hilarious 3D platformer I've ever played, and I didn't touch it until 10 years after its release. Worth playing if you're a fan of games like Banjo-Kazooie and Ratchet & Clank, or if you're a fan of entry-level-creepy kids' show humor like Invader Zim.

I think I could play Tinykin forever. If there were always more areas to explore, I would never get tired of this game. It's a beautiful hybrid of 3D platforming and stress-free, enemyless Pikmin, a combination I never would have come up with myself. Playing Tinykin feels like putting vanilla extract

My PS5's SSD saved this game. I had previously played Dangerous Golf on Xbox One, and it was NOT a good time. Turns out, it just needed better hardware (specifically, a hard drive with much faster load times) to transform it from a drag to a great time. It's no secret that

Heard a lot of mixed things about this game before I got to it, and I am happy to report that I have no idea what they were on about. No spoilers ahead, and you should NOT search this game up on Google or YouTube! Too much cool stuff will